broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via i-am-huong)


My boyfriend is experiencing Les Misérables tonight, guys. This is the ultimate test of his affection towards me


runningrepublican:

thejacksonjeffersoncollaboration:

as much as I love the free market, am I the only one who doesn’t go gaga over weird, unhealthy habits?"The consumer is always right!" except when they’re retarded. "But they do retarded things in such diverse and interesting ways!" Yeah, capitalism is great… but the consumer is still fucking retarded.

Well that’s the beauty of it. Choice. You can choose to do harm to yourself or you can choose the slightly healthier option to help you quit smoking, the E-cigarette. The state solution simply ends business and growth, while the market solution is healthier and is a more effective way to end smoking.
CAPITALISM!
FREE TO CHOOSE!

runningrepublican:

thejacksonjeffersoncollaboration:

as much as I love the free market, am I the only one who doesn’t go gaga over weird, unhealthy habits?

"The consumer is always right!" except when they’re retarded.

"But they do retarded things in such diverse and interesting ways!"

Yeah, capitalism is great… but the consumer is still fucking retarded.

Well that’s the beauty of it. Choice. You can choose to do harm to yourself or you can choose the slightly healthier option to help you quit smoking, the E-cigarette. The state solution simply ends business and growth, while the market solution is healthier and is a more effective way to end smoking.

CAPITALISM!

FREE TO CHOOSE!


hoplite-operator:

ink-brass-and-belligerence:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

My heart

holy hell, i reblogged this at like 2k notes

hoplite-operator:

ink-brass-and-belligerence:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

My heart

holy hell, i reblogged this at like 2k notes

(via aggressive-opposition)


Untrue Myths about the social justice side of tumblr

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

idespisecispeople:

• we call ourselves “sjws”

• we hate cis people / heteros / men for ID’ng as such

• we hate white people for their skin color

• we’re always angry at people for nothing

'I don't hate cis people for identifying as cis! '

Said tumblr user idespisecispeople

K then

(via misogyny-mermaid)


dropmycumberbritchesreceipts:

vegetableighs:

Thankful that those in Mississippi are not staying silent and sending messages. 

Yeah, it was pretty horrible what those men did to that Marine. I really hope he makes a speedy recovery.

Oh

Unless you actually mean Missouri you imbecile.


vegetableighs:

Almost at 200,000 notes and rape culture awareness is coming from it! I’m so fucking proud. :D

YOU MADE UP A NEWS STORY.
MADE IT THE FUCK UP.

AND YOU ARE PROUD THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED WIDESPREAD MISINFORMATION AND FEMINIST HYSTERIA?

YOU ARE A MORON


Q
You know, when you say rape takes privilege/societal power + sex without consent, this a giant slap in the face to every male victim raped by a woman, to a white person raped by a black person, or to anyone raped by someone they may have privilege over. Rape does not take privilege to be rape, and saying so invalidates the experiences of so many victims.
A

vegetableighs:

"male victim raped"; "white person raped by a black person"…you clearly don’t understand rape.

You are mentally I’ll


megamox:

microwaveofficial:

megamox:

Everyones getting so offended on Nicki’s Anaconda cause she bashes skinny people its great

why in the absolute fuck did you think this was okay to put in the anorexia tag you fucking idiot

Cause I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfuckin club, fuck you if you skinny bitch

You’re a cunt.



My birthday is a week from tomorrow! Eep!


tastefullyoffensive:

Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)


I have 50 more minutes at this desk

someone send me messages pleaseeee